How Rude.

Well Thursday I headed into a very rainy, windy and quite chilly Melbourne, had lunch down a great place known as the Degraves street. Quite a narrow street which runs over 2 blocks. Man it was busy! Not only has it great selection of all the various foods you can think of its fairly popular with just about anyone.

Once lunch had been inhaled I texted Dan an old school friend (see previous pic) to ask if he wanted to meet for a coffee. He replied that he'd been to a Tomahawk gig the previous night and had a lot of studying to do so he wasn't able. Upon recognition that Tomahawk is fronted by a man I've had a crush on since I was...12,13?? I told Dan that if I saw Mike Patton in Melbourne I would probably kidnap him and use him as a sex slave for the rest of his life. To which Dan replied "hahahahhahaha It's Mike that got us the tickets". turns out his baby mama Lolly is mates with him (I've confirmed with Facebook...it's true!) and he gets her tickets every time he comes to Melbourne and goes for the odd lunches together.....(green with envy/jealousy) How rude not inviting me. Probably a good thing as you Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantômas, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, Lovage, John Zorn, Kaada/Patton, Dillinger Escape Plan, Hemophiliac, Maldoror, General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners, Rahzel, Zu would never of seen him again! much hahahahhahaha muahhahahaha muah hahahahhahaha........

 

I definitely would.