Friday, 29 March 2013

What a legend

I finally arrived in Cairns my second from last drop off.. Made my way to Tropic Days... The best by a long shot backpackers in the east coast of Australia. I was greeted by Gabriel a traveller himself and owner of Tropic Days. I quickly evaluated that since traveling all his life, him and his family have had plenty of opportunities to figure out what backpacking hostels do and don't need. Literally everything in this hostel is well thought out and a sanctuary for exhausted travelers.

He also informed me that I'd actually booked for next month... Oops

He showed my an array of companies that hopefully I'll be able to join for a snorkeling, diving, padi advanced course, sailing extravaganza... If they're not booked out... What a ledge.

The hostel also has free WIFI!!!! Finally!!!!! Which gave me the chance to read David's blog, and this is what he wrote about me.... Gushing with pride I tucked into my poached eggs on toast.

"Then there was Jodie.

Jodie, Jodie, Jodie. What can I say about this firecracker of a Yorkshire lass that she hasn't already said herself with considerably more élan?

Master of many languages and currently living in Switzerland, she's been there, done that, bought the t-shirt and sold the film rights several times over. A seemingly endless source of amazing and hilarious stories from her time working variously as a snow-board instructor, singer in a show band and collector-of-body-parts at an Alpine mountain hut, I think I speak for all the passengers when I say the voyage would have been far less enjoyable without Jodie's company.

Oh, and it's only right and proper to document that Jodie who, by the way, does the most fabulous dolphin impression, upheld Yorkshire tradition in considerable style by managing to rack up the second largest bar bill. Obviously, I couldn't possibly comment on who had the biggest one."

What a ledge..

 

Magnetic island

The name of the island came about because of the apparent "magnetic" effect it had on the ship's compass of Captain Cook as he passed the island when sailing up the east coast of Australia in 1770. People have since explored the general area of Magnetic Island with various instruments to discover what might have caused the effect that Cook reported, but nothing has been discovered. Therefore cook had a dodgy compass....

So we arrived at base x backpackers a very well placed backpackers.. On the beach with a pool and an on site well ventilated crap restaurant and bar.

I decided that diving was going to be my point of interest and enquired about visibility. Unfortunately bad, so I decided just the one night would do. The other stuff the island had to offer is stuff that I've done already, and since the whitsundays I've got the diving bug..

I did a bit of sun bathing had a few drinks and watched a few youths play the same drinking balancing games I've seen throughout Australia backpackers and left the next day.

 

I beg your pardon....

Matthias and I arrived Townsville to take the ferry to Magnetic island... Having missed the ferry by 4 minutes we were informed by the über über friendly parking attendant that the next one would be in an hour and pointed us in the direction of food..

Now most of you may know I've worked in some kind of tourism, service customer care jobs most my life. And most of you know my bothered bag is totally empty when somebody wastes my time.

We walked to the casino round the corner to get a bite and a drink, Matthias offered to pay and we both decided on the chicken salad sandwich.

"Hello what can I get you"

"The chicken salad sandwich, two of those" said Mattias

(Vacant look)

"The chicken salad SANDWICH over there" said Jodie

Then she cashed in and said she'd bring it over. 15 minutes passed and I asked a waitress if she could just pass me the sandwiches over counter so she wouldn't have to bring them.

"Ahhhhh you forgot your number"

"For sandwiches? they're just there in the cabinet you can pass them over"

"Oh alright then yeah."

Conference behind the till told me there'd been a mix up.

Getting my customer service face on I approached the till.

"If you could just pass me the sandwiches I'll save you the bother of doing all that unnecessary work to get me the sandwiches, because we have to leave soon"

"But you ordered the tuna avocado melt"

This time it was my vacant look....

" well there's obviously been some kind of a mix up, we ordered the sandwiches"

"Nah you didn't, you ordered the melt"

"Errm I'm sorry there's been a misunderstanding then, it was 2 chicken salad sandwiches"

"You ordered the Melt, you said yes when I said avocado melt"

Bother bag empty and the windy miller was building up. "Right then, if you'd like to cancel that order and give me my money back as it is not what I ordered and I don't have time to eat the similar sounding avocado tuna melt.......(and a personal favourite) and can I have your name"

Turning on my heels I marched out of the cafe sandwichless and fully refunded. And gave it to the lovely lady in the ferry terminal who delivered a less appetizing chicken salad sandwich but did it with a smile and a joke.

Thursday, 28 March 2013

Tatts

I'm not sure about you, but I'm quite impressed by the range of shit tattoos in Australia, it also seems there's just one catalogue where everyone is ordering their mastershite from.

Solway Lass and Lads.

Yes that's dolphins at sunset!!!!!! Just there, bottom right.. Yep just there...squint.

We were also allowed to use the boat as our personal rope swing...The bar was set by Caroline who mixed rope swinging with syncronised swimming. Syncronised Swinging.

Snorkeling an diving followed with sights of the "Elvis" fish... Hump headed wrasse. David meanwhile snorkle head down in the water, was randomly pointing down to where a lovely green turtle was cruising through the reef. I'd already swam with the turtle and very very elegantly boarded the dinghy.

Catherine was aboard the dinghy and I quickly found out she'd not seen the turtle. A quick nod from David and the location of the turtle was identified. Followed by a brief surface for air the turtle was in full view of our dinghy. Take in mind Catherine is a petit framed hilarious gun wielding Canadian... "TURTLE!!! OH MY GOD TURTLE DO YOU SEE IT TURTLE, I SEE IT TURTLE..TURTLE" sent the boat in hysterical laughter... It was almost as funny as Skippy the Masturbator. (You know what I mean ship mates) ;)

Catherine and Giome...sorry for miss spelling

 

Cyndi Lauper?

 

 

White haven and stinger Ninja's

World Heritage White Haven Beach....is just stunning. Sand like powder and aqua marine sea... And jelly fish hence. The stinger suits...

One of my new friends... Matthias/ninja.

Dave, Karen, Flo, Babs and matthias A.K.A ninja stinger death squad.

 

 

 

Solway lass

 

 

Solway Lass

We also helped with the ships running...

 

 

Or not....

 

 

Solway Lass

The Solway Lass is over 100 years old, it's where my next 3 days and 3 night were spent.

I've just had the best 3 days and 3 nights of the trip... With a crew of 7 and 20+ passengers. I've met friends for life and shared some stunning views... Snorkeling and diving was just a small part the rest was comedy...

 

 

 

 

To all my mates that love a good read, you'll find this blog by the lovely David Harrison who was also on the boat, of his year long mission to boldly go and blow the froth off a couple of cold ones... He's done a more in depth take on our Solway Lass adventures and is a bit of a word smith just like meself! :/

http://thunderboxdiaries.blogspot.com.au/

There's time when you are not religious but you just have to thank god.

There I was thinking the weather was going to ruin everything...

There I was thinking the weather was ruining everyone's mood and I would be submerged in a sea of boredom and bad mood...

"Hello"

"Hello"

"So I'm looking for a sailing diving trip to the Whitsunday's, but I think the weather is going to be crap right...?"

"Well tomorrow is a bit sketchy but Sunday and Monday predict light showers and some sun.."

"Ok I don't want a party boat I wanna see the islands and dive"

"I've got the perfect boat for you....."

 

Friday, 22 March 2013

.............

The manager comes out and sparks up a fag.

"How's that pizza for ya"

"Better now that it's here"

"Ahh yeah sorry about that he's our disability boy" "we've gotta employ one of em"

He didn't look that disabled to me....

Veg Camembert

Yes you guessed it after all that, dopey and dippy totally forgotten my pizza.

I asked if my pizza would be ready any time soon seeing as the 2 girls behind me got their pizza 10 minutes ago.

"OHHH WHADIDYOUORDA"

"Seriously"!!!!!!!!!!

Veg Camembert..

Well it seems nobody wants to do business after 15:30 in Airlie Beach, what a life! So I am forced to eat fast food, Dominos pizza, instead of the lovely Greek salad I had my eye in the lovely bistro round the corner.

"HIYA HOW'S IT GOING, ARE YOU WAITING ON A PIZZA CUS I AIN'T GOT ANY IN THE OVEN"

"Er no I've not ordered yet"

"AHHHHHHHHH OK WADDYA WANT"

"I'll have the Veg Camambert please"

"WHICH ONE IS THAT?"

"Err it's that one, on the menu"

"AHHHH YEAH THAT'S THE NEW ONE" WHAT'S IT CALLED

"Veg Camembert."

(Vacant look)

"Veg Camembert"

(Shouts to other special edition) "I CAN'T FIND THAT NEW ONE ON THE TILL!!"

(Special edition shots back) "JUST ASK THE CUSTOMER TO READ OUT WHAT IT SAYS ON THE MENU BOARD"

"WHAT DOES IT SAY ON THE MENU BOARD"

"Veg Camembert"

I woke up this morning...

With a little bit of a hangover, I met some lovely lasses last night, and all around 30 win!!!! So as I was saying I woke up this morning to this.....

Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!! I'll board the vessel tonight at 18:40 can't wait

 

 

Bum hole.

After leaving a very rainy Rockhampton, I drove 6 long hours to get to Airlie beach. And my bum hole healed over... Along the way I saw so many beautiful birds of prey feeding on nearby road kill. As directed by all the animal parks I've been too I honked my horn to warn them that I was coming. Apparently, well not apparently, Fact. They are usually so full from eating that they can be a little clumsy getting off the ground on a full belly. I found myself honking every 5 minutes, especially on the empty roads.

Brown kite. At one point there was a feast with 5 of these or something similar feeding on dead wallabie :(

Then in the distance, (enter moody music) a little black figure crossed my path. I slowed down. WOMBAT!!! Apparently you hardly see them in the wild and can be quite angry. You only see them on the side of the road. I quickly realized that I have seen most Ozzie animals in the wild. Wombat, check. Kangaroos, check. Koalas, check. Do they call it the small 5 here. I've seen the big 6!

I proceeded the rest of my journey by singing loudly, talking to myself, talking to the animals, talking to bob, who's bob, I don't know. And eventually arrived in Airlie beach.

Rain!!! Did I mention rain, I'll say it again, rain rain more rain oh and rain.

Yep a lot of rain none the less I booked my sailing and diving and bush walking and snorkling trip to the Whitsunday Islands.

 

Rockhampton

Went there slept there, left. Dump.

 

Agnes Water, 1770

Been there, slept there left. I was supposed to do the Lady Mustgrave tour, but it got cancelled due to the weather... BOO!

 

Fraser

Good ol Bruce rustled up a Barby.

 

Whoops

 

Fraser

 

 

 

 

Fraser Island

Wow what a cool place! I've found Bruce! Well a lovely 50+ very informative tour guide. I got picked up in a massive 4x4 and off we went.

Fraser Island is the biggest sand island in the world, one massive sand dune. It's so old that vegetation has learnt to grow on it. It's home to dingos, sea eagles and all sorts of other wild life.

These were seen soaring above the break. The Brahminy Kite.

This isn't a shot that I took as I was holding on for dear life in a 4x4 with a pedal to the metal happy driver.


We quickly hopped on the ferry and sped off down the sands of Fraser..

 

Washed up mangrove from the recent storms..standing perfectly still...

A real dingo in the wild! Watch your kids!

This is Fraser's road. Sort of the same rules apply, indicate which direction you are driving. 80km speed limit, don't drive through the sea as you'll aquaplane. No sleeping on the beach... For obvious reasons and hide your waste food 2 meters under.