Well it seems nobody wants to do business after 15:30 in Airlie Beach, what a life! So I am forced to eat fast food, Dominos pizza, instead of the lovely Greek salad I had my eye in the lovely bistro round the corner.
"HIYA HOW'S IT GOING, ARE YOU WAITING ON A PIZZA CUS I AIN'T GOT ANY IN THE OVEN"
"Er no I've not ordered yet"
"AHHHHHHHHH OK WADDYA WANT"
"I'll have the Veg Camambert please"
"WHICH ONE IS THAT?"
"Err it's that one, on the menu"
"AHHHH YEAH THAT'S THE NEW ONE" WHAT'S IT CALLED
"Veg Camembert."
(Vacant look)
"Veg Camembert"
(Shouts to other special edition) "I CAN'T FIND THAT NEW ONE ON THE TILL!!"
(Special edition shots back) "JUST ASK THE CUSTOMER TO READ OUT WHAT IT SAYS ON THE MENU BOARD"
"WHAT DOES IT SAY ON THE MENU BOARD"
"Veg Camembert"
jode, this is just hilarious! can't stop laughing. yes, you are my fave ;-)
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